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The perfect adult gag gift, bachelorette party confection, or a simple message to that special someone. Bulk order discounts available.

COMING SOON TO:

Humor

In life there’s laughter and in laughter there are moments.

From acting a fool at a themed party, brainstorming creative Christmas gag gift ideas, or hitting the bachelorette party scavenger hunt with adult confections, humor is always there.

That’s why at Humor This, we bring to you the official “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” penis shaped gummies to the forefront.

Life is short, seize the moment, live a little, laugh a lot.

Seriously. Let’s consider laughter’s benefits to mental, social and physical health.

  • Boosts immune system
  • Reduces stress
  • Releases endorphins
  • Protects the heart

Truth be told we’re no doctors, but we do know a strong sense of humor supports a healthy life. It’s why your here, get after it.

Surprise

What is the art of surprise?

The age old military tactic of surprise applies to the gag gift. Those skilled in producing it gain the upper hand.

Learn the art of surprise.

When planning your next gag gift idea, it’s important to stay low key. Check out our blog for just the tips.

  • Do what is unexpected
  • Avoid tendency towards routine
  • Be unpredictable

Gummy Dicks

What are they good for?

No, we’re not going to tell you to send an anonymous bag of dicks to someone telling them to EAT A BAG OF DICKS.
There’s more than one way to skin a cat here.

Drunk Penis Gummies

Making vodka penis gummies is simple. However, follow some of the more proven methods out there. Get it wrong and they’ll turn out bad.


Penis Gummy Cakes

A cool tactic here is after you’ve put the frosting on the cake, take the gummy dicks and by-color, line the cake in whatever pattern your heart desires.

Grown-ups love them! Since 1922

Sober Penis Gummy

Non alcoholic “mocktails” are also possible for those that prefer a refreshing gummy dick drink. Here’s a recipe to get creative.


Gummy Dick Popsicles

All you need is popsicle molds, some juicy juice (your clear beverage of choice) and about 3-5 penis gummies. Mix it all up and put in the freezer.

Bachelorette party themes

Not only do our bag of dicks support the cause, the fun factor is through the roof.

Bag of Dicks FAQ

Let us know what other questions you have.

Gag gifts for men can 100% include a bag of gummie dicks letting him know “EAT A BAG OF DICKS”. Check out our blog posts dedicated to funny gifts for men. The gag gifts are endless.

The penis candies are 100% edible, mixable, and food insertable.

Check out our bachelorette party blog category for the many ways you can integrate these tasty penis gummies.

No. But you can pretend these gummy dicks are penis lollipops if you make the gummy dick popsicles.

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Hilarious gift to give. Thank you!
Jeff
A bargain for the laughs received! Will purchase again. Best $7.95 spent in a long time! Good communication and tracking information was great. I’ll be back again when the time is right.
Anonymous
Funny gift!
Joey
THEM DICKS THO
Best dicks I’ve ever swallowed that’s for sure
Carly

Eat A Bag Of Dicks
penis gummy candy

$12.95

Shop Now
39 reviews

This is our new beta product. Get them while they last. This product includes a rainbow of flavored gummy dicks weighing in at 120 grams.