eat a bag of dicks
penis gummy candy
$12.95
39 reviews
The perfect adult gag gift, bachelorette party confection, or a simple message to that special someone. Bulk order discounts available.
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In life there’s laughter and in laughter there are moments.
From acting a fool at a themed party, brainstorming creative Christmas gag gift ideas, or hitting the bachelorette party scavenger hunt with adult confections, humor is always there.
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What is the art of surprise?
The age old military tactic of surprise applies to the gag gift. Those skilled in producing it gain the upper hand.
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When planning your next gag gift idea, it’s important to stay low key. Check out our blog for just the tips.
Gummy Dicks
What are they good for?
No, we’re not going to tell you to send an anonymous bag of dicks to someone telling them to EAT A BAG OF DICKS.
There’s more than one way to skin a cat here.
Drunk Penis Gummies
Making vodka penis gummies is simple. However, follow some of the more proven methods out there. Get it wrong and they’ll turn out bad.
Penis Gummy Cakes
A cool tactic here is after you’ve put the frosting on the cake, take the gummy dicks and by-color, line the cake in whatever pattern your heart desires.
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Sober Penis Gummy
Non alcoholic “mocktails” are also possible for those that prefer a refreshing gummy dick drink. Here’s a recipe to get creative.
Gummy Dick Popsicles
All you need is popsicle molds, some juicy juice (your clear beverage of choice) and about 3-5 penis gummies. Mix it all up and put in the freezer.
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Eat A Bag Of Dicks
penis gummy candy
$12.95
39 reviews
This is our new beta product. Get them while they last. This product includes a rainbow of flavored gummy dicks weighing in at 120 grams.